to whom it may concern

Dear Makers of Athletic Shoes and Clothing,

Not all girls want pink running gear. Many of us don't find the other pastel options a heck of a lot better. Our third choice seems to be black, and while I like the collection of black running clothes I seem to be acquiring, I would prefer not to look like a ninja assassin at *all* times.

Also, these:

are not acceptable.

That said, thank you for creating my royal purple track jacket. It is certainly a step in the right direction.


Sincerely yours,

Kelly
The Mostly Anti-Pink